Starring Frederic Forrest, Teri Garr. Written by Armyan Bernstein, Francis Ford Coppola. Directed by Francis Ford
Coppola. (PG) 99 min. Opens Dec 5.
Only a director with Francis Ford Coppola's hubris would tweak and
re-release one of his worst films in the hopes that critics and
audiences would embrace it 21 years later. This quasi-musical romantic
comedy was bad then, when it at least had the distinction of being
technologically innovative (it was the first mainstream feature-length
movie digitally shot and edited, filmed entirely on Coppola's own sound
stages). It's even worse now, when its perms and polyester mark it as
dated as its sexual politics.
Only Teri Garr, Oscar-nominated for Tootsie
the same year this debacle came out, benefits from hindsight. She plays
Frannie, a Las Vegas travel agent who's been living with Hank (Frederic
Forrest) for five years when they break up over a Fourth of July
weekend. Of course, this being the era of free love, their way of
re-evaluating their relationship is to sleep with other people (an
insanely sexy Raul Julia and a jail-baiting Nastassja Kinski,
respectively).
Hank is basically a schmuck and Forrest's hangdog
demeanour only makes him less appealing, but Garr has an earthy
self-possession that carries her through some of Coppola's most
misogynist moments, like when Hank finds Frannie in her lover's hotel
room and carts her off over his shoulder, naked and screeching, while
Japanese tourists snap photos. Even in 1982, it's doubtful this scene
passed for funny.
Besides using advanced technology for no
special purpose, Coppola also wastes the still-functioning vocal chords
of Tom Waits on songs that are supposed to underscore the characters'
feelings, if they had any worth underscoring. The fake Las Vegas sets
do effectively underscore how fake Hank and Frannie's relationship
seems, though.
If there's anything nice to say about this vanity re-release,
it's that Coppola had the sense to make it three minutes shorter than
the original.