Excess baggage
We've all seen Hoarders, right? Use a good cause — instead of your tired resolutions — for closet-cleaning motivation.

Four eyes
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear (just one pair of) glasses — instead of sinking $600 into one new pair, fill multiple used frames with your current prescription

I was a teenage millennial
Chandler Levack came of age in the 2000s — but even after 10 years of unpaid internships, apolitical art and soulless social networking, she’d rather be called a hipster than hopeless