Book by Kevin Del Aguila. Music and lyrics by Gary Adler,
Michael Patrick Walker. Directed by Tim French. Featuring Ken Chamberland,
Aidan deSalaiz, Jeigh Madjus, Eric Morin, Stephen Roberts. Presented by
Angelwalk Theatre. To Oct 11. Wed-Sun 8pm; Sat-Sun 2pm. Toronto Centre for the
Arts (Studio Theatre), 5040 Yonge. 416-872-1111.
www.angelwalk.ca.
If the Beatles were more popular than Jesus, maybe Jesus
could have used some extra promo from a ’90s boy band. At least it would make
us laugh — as do the titular dudes of Altar Boyz, the popular off-Broadway musical making its Toronto debut.
It’s a concert by a fictional boy band performing cheesy pop
songs and pelvic-thrusting moves similar to The Backstreet Boys and their ilk,
except that the Boyz sing about Christianity. That’s about it — the same one
joke for 90 minutes — but the enthusiasm and energy of the cast keep it going.
The band consists of leader Matthew (Ken Chamberland); closeted
Mark (Jeigh Madjus), who has a thinly disguised crush on Matthew; loud,
dim-witted rebel Luke (Eric Morin); flirtatious Latin hombre Juan (Aidan
deSalaiz); and token Jew Abraham (Stephen Roberts). Backed by a live band, the
quintet tells their story and preaches The Word in songs like “Church Rulez”, “La
Vida Eternal” and “God Put the Rhythm in Me” (with Mark belting the suggestive
backup line, “Put it in me!”) The songs aren’t much worse than most real Backstreet
or ’N Sync hits, and director Tim French’s choreography manages to be
simultaneously brilliant and ludicrous.
It’s a funny concept, though done in Satire Lite. Authors/composers
Kevin Del Aguila, Gary Adler and Michael Patrick Walker deliberately choose not
to apply the subversive bite that, say, South Park would give it. Altar Boyz is about as inoffensive as you can possibly get with
lampooning religion. (Or boy bands.)
But it works, because every band member is a distinct,
believable comic character with his own obsessions or eccentricities. And the
cast is perfectly chosen for each part. Morin is funny when he yells things at
the audience in his tough-guy bravado; Chamberland has a hilarious number in
which he expresses his passion for a female audience member — passion for waiting
until the wedding night, that is. Musically speaking, though, deSalaiz Madjus is the show’s
Canadian Idol, blessing Mark with a lovely tenor voice.
And there are cute visual gimmicks like the DX12 Soul
Sensor, a machine the band uses to measure how many unsaved souls are left in
the audience. The show includes a “Confession Session” based on supposed
audience submissions, as well as a rap about Christ’s miracles.
Altar Boyz is good,
harmlessly silly fun. If you know any religious folks with a sense of humour, invite
them along.