You swore you’d leave the city if this bloody garbage strike dragged on one more day. Today’s that day — and, conveniently, the last of Porter Air’s summer seat sale. Book by July 1 (as in, tomorrow) and make good on that promise to yourself with 15 per cent off any flight. (And really, any flight from this reeking coop will do.)

A little numeric translation: that discount makes a round trip from here to NYC yours for $300, including all taxes and fees. Montreal comes in under $225 — again, all in. And Thunder Bay? Just kidding, the smell here’s not that bad.

When booking your escape at flyporter.com, enter promo code PSUMM15. One catch: the trip must be taken before September 7, but hello — as if you need incentive.