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Toronto Sun declares Sacha Baron Cohen dead?

Toronto fans of UK comedy star Sacha Baron Cohen received quite the shock this morning when perusing the front cover of the Toronto Sun, which featured the headline "Body Found in Car Trunk" alongside a corresponding promotional photo from Cohen's latest film Bruno. The accompanying cover type also suggested an affair between Cohen and a Toronto city councillor. The exact cause of death is unknown, though sources believe it might have had to do with a grave case of editorial/advertising departmental miscommunication.


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