...because he can't remembered if they happened or not.Ozzy Osbourne has finally written his autobiography, which for someone who claims to have taken LSD every day for a couple years, is impressive. But which of these notorious Ozz-ploits really happened? (Scroll down for the answers.)1. Bit the head off of a dove during a meeting with his record label 2. Set the Guinness World Record for most bird decapitations in one sitting, chewing through 7 in 90 minutes as part of The 1984 Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon3. Snorted a line of ants while on tour with Mötley Crüe4. Snorted a line of baby ducks while on tour with Metallica5. Kicked Tony Iommi out of Black Sabbath for not having enough fingers6. Was kicked out of Black Sabbath for being wasted too oftenAnswers: 1. True. 2. False. 3. True. 4. False. 5. False. 6. True.
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