Dudes, I live in a personal and professional universe of inappropriate and NSFW. Yesterday, I got a grill-chezzie from the super-hot chef-guy upstairs, and when my buddy suggested high-fiving him for being so attractive, I made a bad, gross joke and threw the container holding my grill-chezzie into the air by accident/for emphasis. This is what might be called "typical."

So when I arrived at the office in (badly) self-hedged track shorts (one leg covers my knee, one leg does not — it is a summer-fashion comment on the tragedy of worldly dissimilitude) at nine-the-what!-a.m. to do good and wholesome work for an hour before the other jaglets arrived in our corner of the Toronto Star monolith at 1 Yonge Street, and watched this new (new!) edition of Zach Galifianakis' internet interview show Between Two Ferns instead (see the Jon Hamm version here, and the Michael Cera version here first, if you're dripping placenta and have just entered this life we're living), I surprised even myself by the office-wrongness of my inconsiderate burst-laugh.

Sorry, but, have you ever seen Steve Carell, who is here promoting Dinner for Schmucks, say "Fuck you, fatty" before? Nope. Aw, geez, and then it (giant burst-laugh) happened again with another line. I won't ruin it, but sorry everyone here in production who was treated to/annoyed by all of this too early on a pre-holiday Thursday morning.

Carell also guest stars on another Funny or Die staple, which is Nick Kroll's "Craft Services Coordinator" character Fabrice Fabrice. I do not care if Dinner for Schmucks rules or not (it will rule: Paul Rudd!), as long as Carell feels compelled to keep at this new promotional comedy video side-career.