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I am a semi-closeted mystic type — I hate the New Age tag, but I love crystals. I honestly find it incredibly soothing to hold them. I carry them in my pockets and often sleep with one under my pillow or clutched in my hand. It might sound soft, but I can feel the power. So, the other night, after smoking a j (what, this surprises you?), it occurred to me that I might enjoy sticking a crystal inside my vagina. And, you know what? I did, I enjoyed it very much.
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