ADDRESS: 640 COLLEGE
PHONE: 416-532-3841
DINNER FOR TWO: $90
HOURS: Mon-Sun 8am-2am
WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE: Yes
RESERVATIONS: No
Here are two short, non-imagined scenes from a restaurant.
Scene one: Cucina is a few weeks old during the Little Italy
Street Festival. A friend and I walk in to eat a meal. We are
moderately well-dressed. In fact, I recall we made the special effort
to leave our customary outfits made of onion bags and barrels at home
that night. Staff is frantic, almost convulsively so, despite the space
being at 65 per cent capacity. We're hastily seated, then tersely told
that many of the menu items are sold out. It's 7:30pm. A
manager-looking type with stern eyebrows walks over to rescue the
charming but clueless server, whose eyes are wide and watering with
panic as she hesitantly fingers the top of the unpopped bottle of
Prosecco ($35) we ordered. He disengages the cork and deadpans, "We're
out of pesto pappardelle with wild mushrooms ($14). And the veal
cannelloni ($14). And the pulled pork panini ($12). I'm going to tell
you what you want. This." He taps the menu twice, pointing out the
angel hair with tomato suga and basil ($14). "It's delicious." There's
no time to rebut. He then grabs the menus and marches off.
We're speechless. I check again to make sure that I look
presentable and non-onion-bagged. Not a scrap of orange mesh is on my
person.
Scene two: my friend and his friend walk into the restaurant
on a busy evening. The intention is, once again, to feed. A server
looks up from bussing a table, acknowledges them, then turns away,
rolling her eyes to express her irritation.
The tragedy in these scenes is not the atrocious service, but
the fact that they mar such a pure and well-executed Italian menu. Il
Dottore Angry Eyebrows was right, I did want the freshly made angel
hair pasta, which was served in a generous interlaced twist, with its
bright, clean slick of tomato-basil sauce. I wanted it so much I risked
another browbeating a few weeks later and tried the tagliatelle version
($14), this time richer with oven-roasted tomatoes, the dish anchored
by sweet slimy bits of garlic, roasted and deeply golden. Few
restaurants in this price range bother with hand-cut fresh pasta, fewer
pull off an antipasti platter that doesn't taste as if the components
have come from the metal carts at your local grocery store, in rigor
mortis due to prolonged vinegar exposure.
But Cucina does both, and does both well. Pasta is fragrantly
doughy, sauced with appropriate moderation, the way it's done in
authentic Italian kitchens. Purple and white curls of octopus ($10) are
supple and yielding, dressed in a simple acidic vinaigrette. A beet
salad ($8) feels as if it's seeping its perfect, B12-rich
juices into all the right organs, and tastes deliciously regenerative,
earthy and sweet in a balsamic-tomato drizzle. The crispy paninis hit
and miss -- avoid the veal, which is tough; opt instead for the
aforementioned pulled pork with spiced Napa cabbage and red
currant-apple chutney ($12), which is, apparently, occasionally
available -- as do the crispy pizzas ($12), though none of them are
egregious offenders. And they are crispy.
Not that the food quality at Cucina should come as shock. Mark
Bruyea was partially responsible for Bruyea Brothers, the space's more
upscale, pricier and uniformly delicious former gastronomic
incarnation. Whether or not the other brother was responsible for the
service that used to match the meals, one thing is clear: that kind of
love is missing from the equation.