Taurus is a bitchy little bull this week, it would seem, more than willing to speak her mind on all kinds of subjects that really ought not to concern her. Luckily there are going to be some people with loose morals and a predilection for the sassy kicking around just waiting to take you home when their girlfriend goes up ...
Read Full StoryTaurus has been tricking everyone into thinking she is mild-mannered of late. However, once you get her going on gender equity politics, boy is she a whirlwind of excitement and fervour! Maybe it’d ...
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
A major situation in your life is coming to a head this week, like the
big atrocious zit you developed moments after finishing a plate of
poutine. ...
After a weeks-long stretch of saying the wrong thing in the right moments and doing the right thing in the wrong moments, you’ll finally square the nail and do the wrong thing at precisely the ...
Life continues to be nothing if not surprising for Aries, particularly when finances improve immediately after you begin to speak exclusively in a Quebecois accent. Of course, it helps more for those of you who are ...
Structural changes in Aries seem frightening at first — especially once you see the cost of the prosthesis — but will ultimately open up what will be your best month so far, one in which you turn all of your anxiety ...
Here’s a concept foreign to most Aries: slowing down. The planets urge you to do so this week, if only to have time to step back and actually become involved in your own life for once. You’ll find it’s ...
The culmination of a long, long process of underappreciated hard work is yours to celebrate this week, Pisces, when what you’ve been slaving over is finally completed much to the excitemnet of all around you. Your ...
Pisces, what the hell? Shake yourself out of it! You can only be your withdrawn, sardonically defeated self for so long — you can work and run the room if you want to, and for a change you really should. A sparkling ...
Pisces has room to move this week, with a world of receptive and interesting people lingering just near enough to inspire but far enough away not to freak out your gentle constitution. That the matters concerning ...