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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Something strange might happen today. You'll be doing a bit of shopping when all of a sudden you'll want to buy something for someone else. Putting another member of your family's needs above your own will really make you look good, though.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You are at your most charming when you feel productive. Kill a couple of birds by enrolling in a course where you can learn and network at the same time.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Comic Jackie Mason once said, "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I want to buy something." There's a thing or two that you want to buy, too, so you'll need to find more money somehow. Hard work is still the best bet, all kidding aside.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Birthday girl Frances McDormand once said, "I don't think of myself as a movie star and I can pretty easily convince other people that I'm not a movie star." You Cancers have a gift for being comfortable in your own skin. Accepting and embracing yourself is a key component of happiness — you can drink to that.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Kick off your next workout with John Cougar's "Hurts So Good." You know the one: "Come on baby, make it hurt so good/ Sometimes love don't feel like it should/ You make it hurt so good." The way you've been stepping it up at the gym lately, though, you'll want to make sure it doesn't hurt that good the next morning.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
Ben Franklin said, "Fish and visitors smell in three days." That's just long enough to soak up the cottage life and head back to town recharged. You won't give your hosts anything to turn their noses up at — especially if you leave the fishing rod at home.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
I love it when the media calls a band or a comic an "overnight success" just because they finally had a breakthrough hit. Never mind that they've been trudging along for over a decade playing every seedy club and bar in the country. Your "overnight success" will see its day, too, Libra. Just keep on keeping on.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Remember dial-up internet? Remember when not everyone had a cellphone? Remember when you had to go the library to look stuff up? Believe it or not, the world was still able to function in those days. So turn off your Blackberry when you're vacationing and trust that your life will be there when you get back. Maybe you'll even remember the life behind the technology.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Put a little pizazz into the ol' love life, why don't you? Some showbiz polish a la Frank Sinatra's "Fly Me to the Moon" will lighten a heavy emotional load. "Fly me to the moon/ Let me play among the stars/ Let me see what spring is like/ On a-Jupiter and Mars." Sizzle away.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Sometimes we all just need to get out of our own heads. Take the advice of a professional today and let someone else bear the responsibility of sorting things out. Then run and jump and play because the weight of the world will have been lifted from your shoulders.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
Woody Allen had it right when he said, "Eighty percent of success is showing up." You've been putting in the long hours lately, and anything extra is just gravy. Just make sure you clock-in for these last few days and that will be another project behind you.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Have you ever taken a walk with a young child? You can either nag and cajole them to get a move on the entire way, or you can dawdle right along with them. There are wonders to behold right on your own sidewalk. Enjoy them when you can.