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Aries (March 21-April 19)
The Michael Jackson song "History" says, "Every day create your history/ Every path you take you're leaving your legacy." Easy for MJ to say, sure, but you can make your own history, too, Aries. Take your nose out of the books for long enough to see how.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You're feeling edgy today and there's no need to fight it. As MJ sings: "Dangerous/ The girl is so dangerous/ Take away my money/ Throw away my time/ You can call me honey/ But you're no damn good for me." Go forth and be "Dangerous."
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Is that a jaunt in your step, Gemini? A glint in your eye, per chance? I'm noticing you noticing that fox over there. What's that you say Michael? "I said you wanna be startin' somethin'/ You go to be startin' somethin'" Uh huh. What you waiting for, Gemini? Start it already.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Like a cat eying its prey, you are ready to pounce. Know what you want: check. Know how to get it: check. Then, as per Mr. Jackson: "Keep on with force don't stop /Don't stop till you get enough." Pounce, baby, pounce.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Your back must be killing you from carrying around all those grudges, Leo. Do yourself a favour and just let it all go. Michael Jackson knew how to start anew: "I'm starting with the man in the mirror/ I'm asking him to change his ways." Stop blaming everyone else and start pulling your weight.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are pushed right up against hard deadlines this week and you are gasping for air. One step forward and two steps back, right? It will make you feel better to turn on Janet and Michael's "Scream" and sing along, "Just stop pressurin' me/ Stop pressurin' me/ Make me wanna scream." At least you don't have to contend with the paparazzi on top of it all.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
When you take stock of how far we've come as a society — and how far we have to go — you'll make special note of the first black president. Remember that MJ said if first, though: "But if you're thinkin' about my baby/ It don't matter if you're black or white." Great strides were made in breaking down the race barrier in his lifetime.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
It's time to pull out all the multitasking and uber-organizing stops. This is going to be a killer week for keeping track of a kajillion little details and you'll need all the help you can get to stay on top of things. At least you don't have to worry about paternity suits, though. Right? Right. Take a break from it all with a sing-along tribute to the King of Pop: "Billie Jean is not my lover/ She's just a girl who claims that I am the one/ But the kid is not my son."
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Got some skeletons wanting to come out of the closet, Sagittarius? How about zombies and ghouls, too? You're ready to unleash all manner of ugliness today and lay bare your soul to a loved one. Psych yourself up with a little Michael Jackson. "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night/ And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike."
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Uh oh, Capricorn, you're not thinking about how "I" will spend my summer, are you? You wonder about what "we" will do. While everyone else in the world is blaring "Billie Jean," you've put on "The Way You Make Me Feel": "The way you make me feel/ You really turn me on/ You knock me off of my feet/ Now baby-hee!/ My lonely days are gone." That's what I call smitten.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
You might not be the victim of a "Smooth Criminal," but you should still ask yourself, "Annie are you OK/ So, Annie are you OK/ Are you OK, Annie." Paying just a bit more attention to your general well-being will make all the difference. You'll be better able to ward off any criminals, too.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Feeling fiesty and ready for a fight? Avoid conflict and turn up the volume on "Beat It" instead. "Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it/ No one wants to be defeated/ Showin' how funky strong is your fight/ It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right/ Just beat it." Isn't that better? Now go forth and make love, not war.