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Aries (March 21-April 19)
The first trans-Canada radio network broadcast took place on this day in 1927. Think about that when you are sifting through your inbox and wondering who the hell all these people are anyway. Technology has been instrumental in the discussion of a national identity. Now you just need a good spam filter.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You think you're feeling motivated today? On July 1, 1909, Joseph-Elzéar Bernier claimed Canadian sovereignty over the Arctic Archipelago. He said, "I took possession of Baffin Island for Canada in the presence of several Eskimo and after firing 19 shots I instructed an Eskimo to fire the 20th, telling him that he was now a Canadian." Dude conquered a land mass! Not to belittle your accomplishments, though.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Today also marks 51 years of national television broadcasts in Canada. You've persistently been relying on rumour and speculation for your news, Gemini, but how is that working out for you? Learn from recent events and don't buy into everything you hear. The CBC, on the other hand, continues to provide reliable national news coverage.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
One hundred years after Canada became a nation, Pamela Anderson was born. As a new romance presents itself on your horizon, this Canuck bombshell's string of wrecked rock-star marriages shows there's more to love than vavavavoom.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Ambition is your middle name these days, Leo. How do you think "Queen's Privy Council for Canada" would look as a resume line? On Canada Day in 1992, PM Brian Mulroney set the precedent for appointing non-politicians to the Privy Council. It never hurts to set your sights, right?
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
The best Canada Day quote ever? It's got to be from 1970 when then PM Pierre Trudeau addressed an agitator at a rally: "Relax mister. You can't carry the weight of the world on your shoulders every day. This is a fun day." Take note, Virgo. You can go back to dwelling on the injustices of your life tomorrow. Wave a flag and eat a burger for now.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
The first Canadian coins were minted in 1858, nine years before the British North America Act created the Dominion of Canada. No bills until 1870. Even you couldn't get into too much trouble without paper money, eh, Libra? I know, it's the electronic funds that cause the most damage. Leave the bank card at home.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
July 1, 1923 is known as Humiliation Day in the Chinese community. After 38 years of ever-increasing head taxes on Chinese immigrants, Parliament effectively suspended all immigration from China. This is after our national railroad was built on the backs of Chinese immigrant workers and well before the Chinese wound up accounting for 15 per cent of all immigrants. Talk about a seesaw relationship. Take note, Scorpio, and remember to treat those who work for you with respect and dignity — even after their job is done.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
The country's birthday is putting you in a generous frame of mind, Sagittarius. Keep in mind, though, that the Canadian government has been able to talk directly to the British — without aid of the Governor General — since this day in 1927. So what is it that she does again? I know you have the answer.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
You and your pacifist tendencies have another reason to celebrate today. It's been 41 years since Canada signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty with 60 other countries. But while nobody's making backyard bomb shelters anymore, world peace is still a ways off.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
Not for nothing, but did you know that the Unemployment Insurance Act came into effect on July 1, 1941? Because I know you're having a pretty easy-going summer and it's always nice to have something to fall back on in this economy. So go ahead, Aquarius, and drink to EI this Canada Day. I know you want to.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
With every new advancement comes new regulations. A driver's license first became mandatory on July 1, 1927. What you're wondering about, Pisces, is why we don't have hovercraft licenses yet. Well, that's up to you. Get cracking.