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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Before you hit that "Pay Now" button, stop. Stop and think about your purchase. Do you really need it? Can you get it cheaper? Can you get it used? Just thinking about it should cut your impulse spending in half.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The American writer Dale Carnegie said, "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." And you don't want to be happy, my dear Taurus. Make others want what you want and you'll be well on your way.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Do you remember filling out some forms in high school? And then lining up for your turn with the guidance councilor and going over your best-fit career plans? I bet you can't remember what it was you were supposed to be doing, though. Judging by the way your career has been floundering lately, it may be time for another sit down. This time take notes.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your youth is not so far behind you that you can't take heed of Dorothy Parker's advice: "The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires." So let out the air and then get back inside and run a vacuum over the floor. Just stay in, is what I'm saying.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
There was a guy in China who drew a license plate filled with lucky numbers and then auctioned it off for more than $14,000. Looks like it was pretty lucky after all. Rein in the cynicism for today, Leo, and see if you can capitalize on the luck that comes your way.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
Do you remember the last time you went away for the weekend and had a great time? You laughed and ate and drank. You caught up with old friends and came back feeling rejuvenated. And you said, "We'll have to do this again sometime." That sometime is now, Virgo. Make it happen.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
It's been a while since you've had this kind of a bank roll, Libra. It's never a good idea to squander hard-earned cash, but I know the lean times are close enough to still be felt. Don't be foolish, but don't be afraid to enjoy the fruits of your labour, either. Tune into Pink Floyd's "Money" to put you in the mood. "Money, it's a hit/ Don't give me that do goody good bullshit/ I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling set/ And I think I need a Lear jet."
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
I think you know what George Burns meant when he said, "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." You know they mean well, but how about some friggin' space? This is one of those times when you need to accept what you can't change. Enjoy the time you have to yourself, because with a family like yours it won't last long.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Don't look that gift horse in the mouth, Sagittarius. I know it's driving you crazy trying to figure out how and why some virtual stranger just did you a favour, but sometimes you have to let it go. A favour is a favour and you cannot understand everything all of the time. Still feel like you've gotten away with a crime? Take your money and run.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Kate Moss' old beau Pete Doherty fronts a band called Babyshambles that has a song called "New Love Grows on Trees." Try to wrap your head around that idea, Capricorn. It's hard to believe it right now, I know, but love really is like a fruit. Available seasonally, but in abundance.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 19)
Prepare to be disappointed today and it will be the best day of the week. Your eternal optimism in the face of pessimistic evidence has been wearing on you. If you always expect the best of people, they are bound to disappoint. Expect the least and be pleasantly surprised for a change.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Three of your friends have gotten laid off from their jobs and your boss has been looking pretty sweaty lately, too. Sure, you could sit at your desk and try to stave off the worry-induced nausea by surfing for money-saving tips for the unemployed. Or you could confront your boss, find out what the story really is, and take it from there.