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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Just because you aren’t a professional artist doesn’t mean you can’t get creative in your daily life. Think about Kevin McCallister rigging up all sorts of burglar traps in the John Hughes–penned Home Alone, for example. It’s not just about making stuff, Aries. Creativity can find an outlet in the most mundane tasks or the most dire situations.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Man about town suddenly turns nanny when a relative’s children are dropped in his lap. Classic. Whether you’re more of an Uncle Buck or an official parental unit, take some pride in the children in your life this week. They, like John Candy, will make you laugh.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You are super-crazy busy these days, Gemini. It’s one of those weeks where it’s all you can do just to keep your head above water and not drown in a sea of obligations. Still, if there is one thing we learned from John Hughes, it’s that there is so much more to people than meets the eye. Put The Breakfast Club on for a poignant reminder while you’re folding laundry tonight and keep in mind that the busier we are, the more likely we are to treat others as objects, you neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
It’s like this, Cancer. You are the geek from Sixteen Candles and you need to find your own pair of panties to earn both respect and money. That’s (probably) a figurative pair of panties, though. Just be on the lookout for opportunities that will showcase your hidden cool and pay the rent too.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You want what you can’t have, Leo, but you refuse to believe it. Like teen nerds Gary and Wyatt in Weird Science, who are pushed to build their own hot date, you will try to find all kinds of ways around your own limitations. And you know what? You might not get exactly what you want, but you’ll get way more than anyone would have guessed.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
Things are plateauing for you this week, Virgo. You are tying up loose ends and transitioning from one mode of living to another. It’s a good time to get away and recharge, but don’t totally let down your guard. Remember Dan Aykroyd in The Great Outdoors and watch out for fringe acquaintances who want something more than just your company.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
As Ferris Bueller reminds us, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” You are feeling pretty good this week, Libra, but don’t take it for granted. Make sure you get out of the house and enjoy whatever life throws at you. If you can arrange to totally take over a parade, so much the better. Just make a mental note of how great life can be for rainy day reference.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Ally Sheedy said it in The Breakfast Club: “When you grow up, your heart dies.” And while your heart might not totally die, per se, it does seem to fade, doesn’t it? You have a promising career ahead of you and an admirable sense of community. Don’t forget how and why you got here, though. Every once in a while, let your heart take the lead.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Brains, balls and breaks. That’s what you are going to need this week as you channel your inner Ferris Bueller and see just how much you can get away with. Don’t forget to narrate your adventures and document (via phone, text, image, whatever) exactly how you pull off what will be the most fun you’ll have for quite a while.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Like Duckie from Pretty in Pink, you will probably be kicking yourself over the one that got away. Sometimes it takes a little heartache, though, to spur on some much-needed soul searching. What exactly are you looking for, anyway? And what do you have to give? Take your time; there’s no hurrying matters of the heart.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
The person you can really talk to? You know, the one you can tell anything to? That person needs to be part of your life. Think of Mary Stuart Masterson in Some Kind of Wonderful pining after her best friend while he chased after pretty-girl Lea Thompson. It worked out for her in the end, though, and it will work out for you, too.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
When it came to work, you had been feeling very much like Kevin Bacon in She’s Having A Baby. Your life was getting in the way of your dreams and you didn’t like it one bit. Good for you for coming around, Pisces, and realizing that you need dreams that will enhance the life you have, not the one you once wanted. Because, really, what would you rather? Walk away from all that you have accomplished to chase after a childhood fantasy? Or lay that fantasy to rest and make a dream out of the life you have?