Daily horoscopes each weekday at www.eyeweekly.com/horoscope!
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Don't wait for January when the gyms are crowded and everybody is lining up at the health-food counter. Focus on a new exercise regimen now and then find another resolution to break in the New Year. In fact, if you're really serious about exercise, you might not have to give up anything at all. I'd drink to that.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Like 'em or hate 'em, we do need lawyers. It's easy to forget until you decide to buy a home or start a small business and then the legal fees are due. Ouch. You may be tempted to not play by the book today, but you'll pay even more dearly if you need to hire a lawyer to bail you out down the road.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Forget about hedge funds — you probably shouldn't even by buying that scratch-and-win ticket today. The chances of you getting lucky and winning an extra buck or two are slim to none. The best place for your money is in your pocket or maybe even in the old shoe box under the bed.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
While our neighbours to the South continue to fight it out over health insurance, we sit pretty with our OHIP cards in hand. Until you have a toothache or need to get a prescription filled or need a pair of specs, that is. Make sure you really do have all the coverage you need today because accidents happen.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
It was the famous architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe who said, "God is in the details." Look at your own work and see if you can't find a little godliness by brushing up some sloppy grammar or pulling back the sofa or dicing the vegetables just so. There's satisfaction is a job well done, but an exceptional job is, well, heavenly.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
As the alcoholidays begin, we all tend to imbibe more than our fair share of yuletide cocktails. Just take extra care on slippery stairs and slippery roads tonight because there's a whole lot of festive cheer to come. Remember that even sobriety is no guarantee against klutziness, so just watch your step.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
Forget the Jackson Five — the Marx Brothers are the original entertainment family. Harpo Marx, the clown of the family, was born on this day in 1888 and was second only to brother Groucho. Your family might not light up the stage, but it still has its pecking order. Expect to be called on for help today, like it or not.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
The way to a man's (or woman's) heart is still through the stomach. It's actually through the taste buds, to be more precise. Try wooing your lover with old comfort-food recipes from the past. Nothing says love and security like a taste of home.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Something that you have already given up on may be possible after all. It's never too late to go after your true heart's desire, but sometimes that desire can change. Reassess your goals in light of this new evidence and make the appropriate adjustments.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Like a young athlete still learning the ropes and developing his skills, you can't expect to be the best overnight. All the potential and talent in the world can't beat out experience and wisdom. So patience, dear grasshopper, your time will come. And when it does, you will rock.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 19)
So it's fourth down with one yard to go in the dying minutes of the fourth quarter and your team is down by three. What do you do? Go for it! It's 1:30am and you're just getting off work and the nearest bar is 20 minutes away. What do you do? Go for it! You've got a crazy idea that just might work and barely enough money to give it a try. Today, Aquarius? Go for it!
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
There's no such thing as too broke to take a vacation. Too busy? Too lonely? Too unimaginative? Sure. But never too poor. Take whatever money you would spend on daily expenses anyway and go somewhere else to spend it. You can find a ride and some accommodations, Pisces — you're resourceful.