The Basterd Issue

The Dos and Don'ts of Basterd Comedy

Improv comedian Paul Rust is no stranger to the basterdly environment of backstage comedy. Using his tips, we present our guide to standing up to the common pitfalls of onstage comedy.

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BY Chandler Levack   August 19, 2009 21:08

Improv comedian Paul Rust is no stranger to the basterdly environment of backstage comedy. Using his tips, we wrote our own guide to standing up to the common pitfalls of onstage comedy.

1. DO heckle your hecklers
The next time that guy in the back screams, “You suck,” take ’em down. We find the retort, “That’s an ugly shirt and your girlfriend looks like Shrek” particularly effective.

2. DON’T be afraid to be likeable
At the same time, the only thing separating you from the Jimmy Fallons of this world is your killer personality. Give the crowd what they want. If they’re digging the routine on your Grade 6 circumcision, an improv’d bit on what your mother said at your bar mitzvah never hurt anyone.

3. DO bring props, but not like Carrot Top
All the great comedians have a signature. Where would comedy be without Bill Hicks’ burning cigarette, Demetri Martin’s acoustic guitar or Tom Arnold’s edible condom goldfish? (It happened.) Decide on your image and transport it onstage. A mere beard can work wonders.



Paul Rust’s three great basterd comedians:
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • Lenny Bruce

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